Born physically in Michigan, spiritually in California

 

meadowcake:

jack-frost-froze:

lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges:

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

Doesn’t have to be someone I love. I shouted at a dude for five hours starting at 11 PM to make him stop wanting to commit suicide.. And it was, luckily, effective.

ive done this before, many times, sometimes for friends and sometimes for strangers online. its kind of selfish though, because i think i do it to give myself hope that someone might do it for me, if i ever got to that point…

meadowcake:

jack-frost-froze:

lemonadedoesnotmakeoranges:

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

Doesn’t have to be someone I love. I shouted at a dude for five hours starting at 11 PM to make him stop wanting to commit suicide.. And it was, luckily, effective.

ive done this before, many times, sometimes for friends and sometimes for strangers online. its kind of selfish though, because i think i do it to give myself hope that someone might do it for me, if i ever got to that point…

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m0difiedlife:

breathtakingeyes:

m0difiedlife:

i-choose-archery:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING

my friends and i cant breathe omfg

I’m so sorry but I can’t even right now. THAT WAS SO FREAKING GREAT. wait. DEMON

i cant do this anymore, reblogging for a second time

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

(Source: joshing)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING 

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

(Source: andafern)

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.

zachrse:

Rare footage of Professor Xavier smacking Star-lord in the face with a keyboard.